It's like life, but it's on a stick

Friday, December 16, 2005

Things that sound romantic but that aren't (note that none of these are personal experience, just observations and bystander irritations, and I would kick the ass of anyone who tried these on me):

- Candles. They smell like cheap air fresheners and they set things on fire.
- Chocolate. Allergies much?
- Pet names - honey, sweetie, etc. etc. If you must do this, do it away from people with strong gag reflexes.
- Octopus in public. It's awkward for people who are around you and frankly, there's lots of other places to exchange cooties.
- Everything listed on teen dating sites. Don't google that. Both you and your sink will regret it.

Gah, gah, gah, getting a little PMS and trying to keep it under control while NOT feeling like a total bitch. Which I have been lately. But not too much.


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