It's like life, but it's on a stick

Saturday, December 24, 2005

When breaking up, always assume the other person is an asshole. You can't feel good about anything unless you feel good about yourself. Then once everything's died down you can analyze stuff with a level head and be all like "Yeah, that was okay, nothing special, do better next time."

Sunday, December 18, 2005

I love doing secret santas. Even for people I don't know at ALL. I'm doing a Neopets one, and yes, I still play it. It's harmless and it makes me feel rich :P

Friday, December 16, 2005

Things that sound romantic but that aren't (note that none of these are personal experience, just observations and bystander irritations, and I would kick the ass of anyone who tried these on me):

- Candles. They smell like cheap air fresheners and they set things on fire.
- Chocolate. Allergies much?
- Pet names - honey, sweetie, etc. etc. If you must do this, do it away from people with strong gag reflexes.
- Octopus in public. It's awkward for people who are around you and frankly, there's lots of other places to exchange cooties.
- Everything listed on teen dating sites. Don't google that. Both you and your sink will regret it.

Gah, gah, gah, getting a little PMS and trying to keep it under control while NOT feeling like a total bitch. Which I have been lately. But not too much.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

gah gah gah gah.

Played GoPets a lot, I have a dog named Molly (because I am just soooo creative). She visits people and barks! I spent a looot of money on my puppy, and now I need to get money again to buy a bath so she won't STINK. Yes, I said it. She STINKS.

Nothing much chez moi, there are some French people coming over after Christmas. One of my mother's friends and her 13-year-old son, actually, and I am NOT looking forewards to it. Last time they came over, the boy pulled my pigtails and I cried :( Our last visitors, from Taiwan, left a lot of their stuff here - a few DVDs, books, and a sweater. Hopefully they're coming back though... although I won't mind having to 'borrow' them, hehe.

I'm really sorry. Being upset makes me barely coherent. My mother is not making it easy to like her right now. She's a very very bad housekeeper, not because she doesn't work hard, but she goes about things in a very inefficient way and refuses to throw aaaanything out. I tried to throw out a pen and guess what? Salvaged. She went through our garbage to get out an old pen.

Sigh, bitch, moan, out.

Friday, December 02, 2005

I am nerdier than 9% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I GOT THAT SCORE. HONEST TO GOD.

In other news, I suck at badminton! But that's not really news because as long as it's classified as 'gym', I will suck at it.