It's like life, but it's on a stick

Saturday, October 29, 2005

You know what? Saturdays are awesome. It's all the goodness of being drunk without the hangover. Guess who slept in until 9:00! Yes, a whole THREE HOURS later than I'm supposed to have stayed up! I feel so special I might just watch 'Army of Darkness'.

On second thoughts, no.

I should really be working now (don't that just sound so grown up), but I don't know where the tape measure is and screw Math, who needs it?

Oh yes. Go there and do it NOW.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

X means done it, - means didn't do it. Got this from an e-mail foreward.

(-)skipped school
(i) seen someone die
(-)lol been in love -at least 2 or 3 times
(-) been dumped
(-) shoplifted
(-) been in a fist fight
(-) snuck out of your parent's house
(-) Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back /ya it sucks the big one
(-) gone on a blind date
(x) been to Canada
(-) been to Mexico-
(x) been on a plane
(x) eaten Sushi (never again!)
(x) been snowboarding
(-) been moshing in a toilet in a space ship - (-) taken painkillers-
(-) love or miss someone right now -oh yes
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(x) had a tea party
(-) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(-) fallen asleep at school at nap time in kindergarten
(x) watched the sun set
(-) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed (a rented piccolo. You sneaky bastards.)
(x) been misunderstood
(-) pet a reindeer
(x) won a contest
(x) had a parent run a red light
(x) been in a car accident
(x)had braces
(x) felt like an outcast
(-) had a tub of icecream in one night
(x) had a deja vu moment x infinity (X)hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime - I definately have I just can't recall what
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost..
(-) been to the opposite side of the country..... (-) swam in the ocean - In the States
(-) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers - markers are teh leet
(-) sung karaoke - I'm not that sadistic.
(-) paid for a meal with only coins
(-) made prank phone calls -
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose - Oh god, coca-cola HURTS.
(x)caught a snowflake on your tongue
(-) danced in the rain ..
(-) written a letter to Santa Claus
(-) been kissed under a mistletoe
(-) made out in the rain
(-) watched the sun rise with someone you care about -
(x) blown bubbles -
(x) made a bonfire on the beach -
(-) crashed a party
(-) gone rollerskating\blading
(-) had a wish come true
(-) worn pearls -no
(x) ate dog/cat food - it was a dog treat and it made me sick.
(X) sang in the shower
(-) have a little black dress\skirt or for guys have a little black shirt-
(-) had a dream that you married someone
(-) glued your hand to something - and couldnt get it off right away:S
(-) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
(-) kissed a fish
(-) been a cheerleader
(-) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(-) done a one-handed cartwheel
(-) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(-) stayed up all night-
(x) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had a tree house
(-) are scared to watch scary movie alone - I don't watch many scary movies :/
(-) believe in ghosts --
(-) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(-) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say - I don't have any PRETTY outfits.
(X) pushed into a pool with all your clothes - it was a lake.
(-) broken a bone -
(x) been easily amused
(-) caught a fish then ate it after you cooked it
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried -always
(x) cried so hard you laughed
(-) cheated on a test
(-) have a Britney Spears CD
(x) forgotten someone's name-everytime
(-) French braided someone's hair
(-) Kissed a boy/girl from another country
(-) surfued - what the hell is surfueing?
(x) been to europe
(-) been to asia
(x) been in a limo or party bus
(x) been 2 the hospital for a desperate emergency
(-) smoked
(-) drank
(-) eaten gnocci- I don't like pasta.
(x) danced in ur parents living room
(-)been in a movie -
(-) had kettle popcorn
(-) caught by the police
(-) been shot
(-) killed someone - It's my goal in life! XD

Wow, I've had a really boring life. Time to go skydiving.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

I like the moon

But not as much as cheese.

Thank you. That will be all.