It's like life, but it's on a stick

Friday, August 26, 2005

It is 12:54 and there is a bat in the living-room.

I am in the living-room. The atmospheric, dark and shadowy living room.

My dog is in the living-room.

The bat is the size of my hand. Okay, a little smaller.

Bats are cute, okay? I like bats. But it was THIS close to my face. *gestures*. And it came from nowhere.

It is 12:54 AT NIGHT.

Monday, August 22, 2005

Middle of August. I am sitting here in my PJ's at 7:00 drinking HOT CHOCOLATE. God, I love these summer hols.

Currently, I'm reading 'Insomnia' by Steven King. It's very well-written, if nothing else. It starts to get trippy about the same time it gets good. The beginning is very drawn-out. I can see why it's not a movie already, though - some very obscure images are used.

I am so nervous! I have to go to PCVS and while I know it's a great school, still OHMYGODIWON'TKNOWANYONEOMGOMGOMG. I have this horrible mental image of me hanging out with all the losers and getting tattoos all over and smoking pot in the backyard. God. Must scrub brain now.

Oh yes: Kingdom of Loathing is fun. I am a level 4 Disco Bandit. Watch my bitchin' moves, and suchlike! Yes.

Saturday, August 06, 2005 - your complete guide to life. Me, I wanna be a movie extra. Weee! Zero to none chance of actually appearing in a movie! Plus side: I get to move to Toronto. Wow. I'm inspired already.

Yes, I know, no update since Hell froze over, bad Bananna, 20 lashes with wet noodle Sorry sorry sorry.

In other news... I was hit on over the internet by a 19-year-old. Proceed with laughter and possibly caution. Besides, he's probably not reading this.

Is he?

And no, I did NOT bring it on myself. Here's a hint, kid: when you flirt, it's better not to mention your 4 other 'girlfriends' who are all younger than me... y'know? Not smart.

Oh well, I gotta give him points for trying. In half a month I get into Real High School and need to get a Real Boyfriend and learn Real Skillz and OH GOD, I LOST MY BUS FORMS!!!!!