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Thursday, May 19, 2005

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 33%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Empathy |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||| 23%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||| 30%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||| 23%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||| 23%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||| 30%
Sexuality |||| 16%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Food indulgent |||||||||||| 43%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||| 76%
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This is creepy, because apart from a few things (*cough* strong self-will *cough*) this is me - I can always analyze a situation to diffuse my feelings about it. I feel like I'd be good to break up an argument, although I know I probably amn't. Wow.

I am reccomending this test to others.

Warning: the following post contains language that is not for little kids and may have content that offends some. If you are sensetive or easily offended: WHY are you reading my blog?!

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THE LAKEFIELD LEXICON

by Banana B.

NOTE: some real names have been used, but not in a spirit of malignance or bullying. If there is a *** beside the word, it means that less than 3 people use it commonly.

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WORDS

A'ight: Alright. As in, 'You're dead? A'ight.'
Bitchin': Awesome. E.g. 'That new tetherball pole is bitchin'.'
Brainer: Someone who is smart. NOT a nerd, but sometimes means the same thing. E.g. 'Jeff is a brainer!'
Bully: Mean person. Used in jest. E.g. 'Miranda, you're such a bully!'
Challenged: Dumb. E.g. 'This chair is challenged!'
Disgrace: Person who doesn't try. E.g. 'Anna, you're a disgrace!'
Fruit***: Slightly outdated term for a nerd or disliked person. E.g. 'Move, you dumb fruit!'
Freak: Person who is dumb. Can be interchanged with 'nerd'. E.g. 'Geez, Bob, you're such a freak!'
Fun***: Similiar to 'yeah'. Takes the place of actual words. E.g. 'So... your vacation was fun.'
Goh: A sort of 'd'oh', coined by Quentin. See 'Maaa!' and 'Hiii!'
Gimp(ed): Broken; someone who has a broken leg, arm, etc; pain. E.g. 'Alex is a gimp.'
Gimpsticks: Crutches. E.g. 'Nice gimp sticks!'
Girly-girl: Similiar to prep, but slightly less negative. E.g. 'Yes, I'm fairly girly-girl.'
Goat: Anything you want it to mean. E.g. 'This poem smells like goats!'
Hiii: A high-pitched whine, coined by Quentin. See 'Maaa!' and 'Goh!'.
Hurtin': Godawful. E.g., 'My title page is really hurtin'.'
Messed: Not right, different. E.g. 'Uh, that painting is messed.'
Meee/Maaa: A noise that cannot easily be spelled. Coined by Quentin, I think. E.g. 'Hey, Sean! Maaa!' See - 'Hiii!' and 'Goh!'
Muslim***: (limited use) Highly un-PC term for something annoying. E.g. 'Move, you Muslim!' - again, not said when teachers are around. NO offense to any Muslims intended.
Nerd: Someone not generally liked. E.g. 'There goes the nerd herd.' Also refers to a specific group.
Pigwiggles: Pigtails. E.g. 'Becky would look good in pigwiggles.'
Prep: Girl who loves pink. E.g. 'OMG, Amy-Elizabeth is such a prep.'
Power Nerd: A nerd who is very smart or very dumb. E.g. 'Reggie-Jean-Bob is such a power nerd.'
Sad: Pathetic, weak. E.g. 'That last jump was really sad.'
Squeal: To tell a teacher about an incident. E.g. 'If you're being bullied, you should squeal.'
The Office: Where kids who are bad get sent by teachers. E.g. 'Makin' another trip the office, Garret?'

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PHRASES

Hotter than fire: Jokingly used to describe something that isn't. E.g. 'Hey, is that new guy hotter than fire?'
Excellent piece of literature: Used to describe books, esp. for book reports. E.g. 'Call of the Wild was an excellent piece of literature.'
Thrilling read: Used to describe books, esp. for book reports. E.g. 'Is that novel a thrilling read?'
Suck it up: Used to tell off people who are complaining. E.g. 'If your leg hurts so much, why don't you SUCK IT UP?!'
Your mom: Used as an answer/insult to stupid questions. E.g. 'Yeah? Well, my phone number is YOUR MAMA!' (Can also be 'Your Dad' or 'Your Grandma')
Suck an elf***: Taken from a movie, and slightly outdated. An all-round phrase. E.g. 'I'm gonna go suck an elf.'

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Thanks. This has been your Lakefield Lexicon, in place of a class review. I am now tired. Go chat, or play Neo... or eat. Yeah. Byebye!