It's like life, but it's on a stick

Thursday, August 19, 2004

Wearing: Yello t-shirt and shorts that I'm SURE are dirty.
Listening to: Olympics at 10:30 today. And my sisters bickering.

Today I'm going to be so nice and sweet as to give you a link to one of my munchkins. Namely, vegetarians who do it so as not to kill the poor little animals. I have my own reasons for thinking it stupid:
a) It's okay for a lion to brutally kill and eat an animal WHILE IT'S STILL ALIVE, but it's not okay for us to humanely kill a cow who was bred to be eaten and cook it?
b) You can help much more by not buying that cool-looking leather, jaguar fur, and rare tuatara eyeballs than by protesting in front of a New York office.
c) Honestly, the cow doesn't care. In evolutionary terms, if you were vaguely edible you eventually got eaten, even if it was after you died naturally. The cow is probably expecting to be eaten anyway, and judging from the fact that cows haven't started protesting outside the White House, they don't care too badly. Actually, as long as animals have enough room, food, water, and company/love, they're doing pretty good.

I wonder if those PETA people who released 2000 FARMED minks into the British countryside realize that they probably caused the extinction of 10 bird species, 33 rare kinds of fish, and 7 endangered insects. Great works, folks!
/ sarcasm off

Anyway, back to my point. The website is (sorry, me no do links yet). You should check it out. I mean seriously. It's very educational and definately worth a look.

Now all the vegetarians reading this (count: 0) are going to hate me. Yayy!

- A

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

You're Perfect ^^
-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.

What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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Do you know why this is tragic? I don't have a boyfriend. And now the hormones are calling. Rrgghhhhh, insert Homer Simpson Enema noise.

When I was at camp Paulina used to think 'hormones' was the funniest word ever. Hormones. Hormones. Hormones. Nope... doesn't crack me up.

Now I'm going to make you break the wall with your head by throwing ANOTHER stupid Quizilla quiz. They're dumb, but that's why they're addicting. Nobody likes to think too much; it uses up too much energy.

My inner child is sixteen years old today

My inner child is sixteen years old!

Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.

How Old is Your Inner Child?
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Three years to go, then. Muahahahahahahahaha and so forth. If you're not dead yet, then-

You're unsure whether you really want to smile or
not.You just curl your lips up at the corners a
bit and let that get you through your day.You
don't have all the answers,and you certainly
don't feel like going out to look for them.Stop
being so indecisive.

What Kind of Smile are You?
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Errrrrrr... yeah... I don't know WHAT she's wearing in that picture and I don't really want to find out too badly. I'm guessing chains and tight black leather.

Curse you,! Stupid weaving plotlines and dropping red herrings along with stuff that you're SURE is really really important! Ggharghasdgagaksjfh!

My cat threw up this morning. My life is so interesting.